I'm not dead. ಠ_ಠ
Just unmotivated.
And busy.
.....
Please don't reprimand me. D:
I would greatly appreciate that.
And I SWEAR I'll make some more arts ASAP.
Believe me.
I really want to.

On a side note....
Legend of Zelda fans! 0:
What is this?
I am incredibly intrigued~

Roffles. :'D
I saw Up today.
It was AMAZING.
I haven't been this impressed since I've seen Wall-E.
Yay!
Pixar is getting better at this~

Also!
Has anyone out there ever been to Otakon before? D':
If so, I could really use your help.

.....
Yeah. D:
That's it.
Now I spam you with quizzes because I'm BORED OUT OF MY MIND.

Who have you gotten really close to over the year?
Your dad.

Kissed someone older than you?
.....
HAHA!
I'm older than your dad!
Oh snap!

Where is your girlfriend/​boyfriend at the moment?
In your pants.

Are you in a good mood?
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
GO AWAY.

Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
.....0=!!
Yes.
But not in the context where you pour concrete around my feet and throw my body in the ocean, 'cause that would be lame.

Are you dating anyone right now?
Your boyfriend.

Are you dating the very last person you kissed?
......
I thought he broke up with you already!

What do you think about the weather?
I'm afraid to go outside. D':
OMFG THE BUGS.

How many cigarettes have you smoked today?
164,768,726
....And it's only the afternoon!

Are you determined to have a better day tomorrow?
I'm trying to be more productive if that counts. ):

What's a word that starts with the third letter of your first name?
LOloloLOLoLolOLOloLOLOoLoLOLOLOloLOLOLOLOLoLOLOLOLOLOLolololoLoLololO!
Yes.

Are you friends with people in lower grades?
Uh, no.
I don't think so.
But then there's my sister's friends with which whom I'm acquainted.

Who was the last person in your bed?
Kippehwippehpuddlebutt. ;D
My!
Isn't he popular!

What's your middle name?
Sumin.
I'll give you a dolla if you say it right.
Which you won't.
-Asian magic powers activate!-

Where would I find you this Friday?
In your bed.

Is it easy to annoy you?
If you're stupid, loud, and talk too much.
Yes.

I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Of course. ;D
It was your mom.

Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
I don't like people.
Ever.

What color shirt are you wearing?
Uh.... ಠ_ಠ
My tie-dye hobo shirt.

Ever felt like you're not good enough?
Uh.... Yuh.

Has anyone upset you in the last week?
Not to my knowledge.

Do you miss anyone?
I guess.

Do you think two people can last forever?
Are you serious?
Do I look like an idealist to you?

Does it make you uncomfortable when you receive a compliment?
Depends on who it's COMING from. ಠ_ಠ
That's what really matters.

Do you want your life to stay the way it is right now forever?
FML.

Is there a night you would like to put on repeat, and live it forever?
Uh, no.
Sorree.
I'm not that kind of teenager.

How would you feel if you found out you had been cheated on?
To be honest.
I wouldn't care.
Seriously.

Have you ever kissed anyone with a tongue ring?
.....You never knew your mom had one?! 0=

Have you kissed more than ten people this year?
Well, there was my boyfriend, your boyfriend, your sister's boyfriend, your friend's boyfriend, your sister's friend's boyfriend, your boyfriend's boyfriend, your boyfriend's girlfriend....
Oh, wait.

Do you currently have any hickeys?
On my butt.

Do you believe exes can be friends?
Whatevs.
It doesn't concern me.

Have you ever lived with a girlfriend/​boyfriend?​
Impossible!
I can't live with that many people at once!

Who was the last person's voice you heard?
Somebody.
Whispering sweet nothings into my ear.
At this point, I can't remember who.

Do you like life as of now?
FML.
Didn't somebody already ask this?

What's a happy time you've had in the past week?
-insert moar inappropriate answers here-

Did you ever like someone you know you couldn't have?
AND I QUOTE:
"I don't like people.
Ever."

How old will you be in 20 months?
A senior citizen.

Who was the last person who texted you?
......
Nobody texts me .-.

Who is the last person you had a face to face conversation with?
-ponders-

Was yesterday better than today?
Roffles....
I can't even remember what happened yesterday.

What's the nearest green object to you?
This question is too difficult for me to answer.

When is the last time you saw your mom?
Who keeps track of something like that. ಠ_ಠ
Really.

Have you kissed someone in the last 2 weeks?
No.
.......
What a twist!

How many houses have you lived in?
.......
Three? ಠ_ಠ
I can't remember.

Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yes .-.
I'm a creature of habit.

Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
I don't roll that way.

Do you go to the tanning bed on a regular basis?
Like I don't tan easily enough.

How many bathrooms are in your house?
Tres?
That sounds about right.

Do you work out on a daily basis?
I try to power walk for at least an hour everyday ._.
And I lift weights if I have time.
-is such a fatty-

Do your parents force you to go to church?
Sorree....
I don't roll that way either.

Have you ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person?
-insert sarcastic response here-

Who was your last missed call from?
Nobody calls me .-.

Do you drink coffee?
Ew. ):<
That stuff is vile.

Do you eat raw cookie dough?
If I can get away with it. o3o

Do small children like you?
I guess? ಠ_ಠ
I can't see why.

What are you about to do?
Something not produtive.

What's something you really want right now, be honest?
Hand sanitizer, hair dye, sparklers and silly string.

Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
Most of the time .-.
I'm too OCD to write in pen.

On average, what do you cry most about?
Aye dee kay.
I'm trying figure that out.

Do you always answer your phone?
AYE DEE KAY.
Nobody ever calls me.

Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
Yuh.
I'm pretty good at doing that.

Is it hard to make you smile?
According to some people, yes.

Are you starting to realize anything?
LEAVE ME ALONE.

Are you wearing any make up right now?
PFFT.
It's not worth the effort anymore.

The phone rings; who do you want it to be?
Somebody who doesn't want to talk to me.
I dislike phones.

In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH.
I usually don't talk unless somebody talks to me first.
If not, then I listen.

Have you lied to get out of a date?
I don't think I ever found myself in a date in the first place.

If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
PFFT.
DON'T ASK ME THAT. 1:

Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers?
Wow.
That is really retarded.
Do people actually do stuff like this?
-will probably get flamed for that-

Was your mom a cheerleader?
NO. ಠ_ಠ
I'd be scared otherwise.

What's the last letter of your last name?
W!
I'm so special.

How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
I don't know anymore.
Anywhere from seven to ten hours.

Did you eat a cookie today?
HA-HA! Cookies on dowels.

Do you hate chocolate?
I hate hating chocolate.

Are you a gullible person?
I'm the most skeptical person on the planet!

If you could have any job what would it be?
I WANT TO WORK AT DISNEY WORLD OMG. ):<
CAST MEMBER FTW.

Are you easy to get along with?
If you don't act like a COMPLETE ASSHOLE.
Sure.

What is your favorite time of day?
Dusk time.
Or something.
That's when I take my walks.
Shame about the bugs though.

Disclaimer:
Most of this just happens to be sarcasm.

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And I've been meaning to do this for a while ._.
25 facts that may or may not be true.

Rules:
Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you.

1. I sleep with a nightlight because I'm paranoid ghosts will eat me. Tru fax.
2. I sleep with a blankie.
3. Sometimes I use said blankie as a cape for no reason whatsoever. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME.
4. I like the smell of my bed. It smells like comfiness.
5. I'm really anal about my glasses. Nobody is allowed to touch them unless I give them special permission. And I get pissed when people get my lenses dirty.
6. I have an EXTREME bug phobia. It's ridiculous.
7. I have an odd fascination with feathers.
8. My attention span is incredibly short.
9. The world is going to end on my 21st birthday. Not that I believe it, now, shush.
10. I can do the worm. Like you, know. The dance move.
11. I tried to do the moonwalk, but I failed at that.
12. I also tried to do the Napoleon Dynamite dance once, but that didn't work out too well.
13. I used to have two little pet turtles.
14. I'm so uninteresting I can't even think up of twenty-five facts.
15. I dislike numbers with a burning passion of a thousand suns.
16. I also feel the same way about stereotypes.
17. And teenagers in general.
18. OLD SCHOOL POKEMON IS THE SHIZNIT.
19. One day, me and Kristin will change our neighborhood sign from "Island Creek Woods" to "Island Creek Hoods." YES. Fo' rizzle.
20. I don't respect people who can't obey simple traffic laws.
21. And on that note, I dislike driving.
22. I only have one game for my Wii and it's Wii Sports. ):
23. Nintendo is love. -dork-
24. I want to toilet paper a tree and throw buckets of glitter at something.
25. I LOVE PRANKS. But not when they're done to me. That's a different story.

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Because I was tagged.

Dear, Nyne ((Roffles, I'm sorree.... ): ))
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I threw out your sock drawer at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I haven’t showered in a month and you should get that embarrassing rash checked out.
Forever and always your STD carrier,
Spleen

.......ಠ_ಠ
Um...

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Here's how you do it (:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12)


Then tag 16 people.
Yay!
Laziness!

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
Other - Under a street lamp

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow- My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - n
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Australia - Warm tingly sensations
France - Forever and always your STD carrier
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

This took WAY too long.