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I'm starting to think that this promotion was a bad idea, guise. 1':
I'm browsing journals skins like a madwoman.
And now...
I'm tempted to spam this feature as much as possible before it expires.
Seriously.
The last thing I need to do is give everyone an influx of spammy journals, but I CAN'T HELP IT.
And I can't be the only one out there thinking the same thing.
Right?
Right? D:

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Uh yeah... D':
I just realized that I haven't updated my journal in like two months.
Go me.
ANYWAY.
Just making a quick notice.
So um....
Yeah... ):
I'm sorree about not responding to messages and other stuff as quickly as I should be doing.
It's just that this whole past month was frickin' busy as hell.
First, like three weeks ago, I had to study for my SATs round two, which was just totally annoying by itself.
And then last week, I had to prepare myself for the ACTs, which I had NO idea what that was all about.
And then this week I have to review for the SAT subject tests, where I'm taking Literature, Math I, and Math II.
So as of this Saturday, that means I would have taken no less than FIVE standardized tests in a span of one month.
Which is pretty much suicide right there.
And then in additon to all that studying, I had my five AP classes worth of work on top of that.
Not to mention there was also my attempted college and scholarship applications.
AARRRRRGGGHHHH.
So....
I guess you can see why I have been so busy and unproductive lately. 1:
But after this Saturday, things should be slowing down a lot.
Once I get everything together, I should be submitting a lot more arts and stuff.
So hang in there!
Give me one more week of CRAP and I should be okay. :'D
Yay~

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Bored as hell and I wanna get ill....
Disclaimer: 60% of this is sarcasm.
Please don't take me seriously.

STEP ONE:
Spell your name out in songs.
Starry Sky [capsule]
Pogo [Digitalism]
Last Dinosaur [the pillows]
E.D.I.T [capsule]
Egg [Plastic Tree]
Never Wanted to Dance [MSI]


STEP TWO:
– Name: Celine Chowder
– Birth date: 12/21/12 91
– Nickname: Kindney
– Eye Color: Poop-colored
– Hair Color: Gross
– Zodiac Sign: Sagitarrius/Capricorn

STEP THREE:
– The shoes you wore today: Converse rip-offs o3o
– Your weakness(es): Uh...
– Your fear(s): are irrational
– Your perfect pizza: MEEEAAAATTT
– Goal you’d like to achieve: Not to completely suck at everything

STEP FOUR:
– Your best physical feature?: My left nostril
– Your bedtime?: Anywhere between 12AM to 6AM
– Most missed memory?: Uh....

STEP FIVE:
This Or That...
– Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi. Yay!
– McDonald’s or Burger King: Either/or. A cheeseburger is a cheeseburger. o3o
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Doesn't matter. I'm not picky.
– Chocolate or Vanilla: VANNNILLLEEERRRR
– Cappuccino or coffee: Gross

STEP SIX:
Do You...
– Curse: Yay!
– Sing: Not to your knowledge ಠ3ಠ
– Dance: One-person dance party yay! Or something like the Key Club "Mosh Pit"
– Take a shower everyday: I advocate this.
– Have a crush: Wat. I'm not a shallow idiot, kthxbai
– Do you think you’ve been in love?: Fuck no. It's a delusion.
– Want to go to college: Yes. ಠ_ಠ Preferably a REALLY good one.
– Like(d) high school: Awh, hell no. A place where I get to be surrounded by stupid people all day? GRRRREAT.
– Want to get married: FFFTT. Don't care.
– Get motion sickness: Narp.
– Think you’re attractive: Yeah. About as attractive as Brian Peppers.
– Think you’re a health freak: Sometimes I think should be.
– Get along with your parents: Uh.....

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month...
– Gone to the mall: False
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Nyet
– Eaten Sushi: Negative
– Been on stage: The opposite of yes
– Gone skating: Not not no
– Made homemade cookies: Yes! Actually I have! They were neon colored and I tried to sell them at the school fair.
– Gone skinny dipping: At yo' momma's house.
– Stolen anything: What the hell.

STEP EIGHT:
Ever...
– Played a game that required removal of clothing: Oh yeah. 'Cause I'm totally a SLUT like that. Yep. Totally me.
– If so, was it mixed company: Yeah, it was called an orgy.
- Flashed anyone: Your brother.
– Been beaten up: Other way around, son.
– Shoplifted: This is a stupid question non-question.

STEP NINE:
– Age you hope to be married: 273
– Number of Children: 57
– Describe your Dream Wedding: In a landfill.

STEP TEN:
In a boyfriend/girlfriend...
– Best eye color?: OMG RED BCUZ DAT'S SUPER KEWL AND MYSTERIOUS, GUISE.
– Best hair color?: LOLOLOL BLACK BCUZ HOT EMO GUISE HAVE BLAK HAIR
– Short hair or long hair?: SHORT WIT BANGS COVERING ONE EYE CUZ DAT'S SO HAWT *BLUSH*
– Height: A midget

STEP ELEVEN:
– Number of people I could trust with my life: Me, myself, and I. How the hell should I know? Am I supposed to know?
– Number of CDs that I own: Legal or illegal? 'Cause uh.....
– Number of tattoos: Cero.
– Number of piercings: A pair. One on each ear.

PERSONAL QUIZ:
o1. Who were you with yesterday?: Lots of people. With faces. And names. Probably.
o2. What woke you up this morning?: My sister. 'Cause my alarm is made of fail. Somebody get me a digital clock.
o3. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?: It's going to be a ALSFHLAHALSFLASHLAKFLKAIUEASFHLADLSAFHAL KSDL kind of day. Like today.
o4. Do you like anybody?: No. People are gross, annoying, and stupid.

THE PAST:
o1. Ever thrown up in public?: ONCE. ಠ3ಠ That's all you need to know.
o2. What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?: I have to pee. But I'm too lazy to get up. CONFLICT.

THE FUTURE:
o1. What kind of home would you like?: A decently cheap one
o2. What do you want to be when you grow up?: Uh.... Bioengineering? ಠ3ಠ Something along those lines.
o3. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?: Broke and jobless.

IN GENERAL:
o1. Do you like candy necklaces?: I eat them for the string.
o2. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?: Last Friday. :D
o3. Do you still go trick or treating?: FFFTTT. I wish.
o4. What's your favorite type of soda?: Dr. Pepper?
o5. Have you ever moved?: Once
o6. Have you ever won an award?: I used to get a LOT. I don't know what the fuck happened.
o7. Are you listening to music right now?: Yay! Music I can dance to!
o9. When were you the saddest in your whole life?: Not going there.
o1o. What time is it?: .....11:11! HA! -waited three whole minutes to type that-
o11. Do you use ebay to buy or sell?: Amazon is the way to go.
o12. Who makes you mad: Stupid people. I'm not going to eleborate or else everyone's going to get pissed at me.
o13. Ever heard a song written about you: Uh.... I think I'll pass.
o14. Something you want to happen in 2010?: PLEASE LET ME GET INTO A REALLY GOOD COLLEGE. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. Dx
o15. Summer 2010?: Chillaxing. Hopefully.
o16. Honestly, do you miss 2008?: Life wasn't so hectic. D':

HONESTY SECTION:
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?: Morado
2. Honestly, what's on your mind?: But I'll be outta this space as soon as you tell me where the night is~!
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Wasting time.
4. Honestly, have you done something bad today?: I don't know. I don't care. Probably.
5. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Nobody calls me.
6. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: Not going to go there.
7. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: Not going to go there either.
8. Honestly, do you bite your nails?: I'm fond of my nails. ):
9. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?: Oh yah. Totally. I'm only allowed to eat foods that are blue-colored.
10. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: Not really. I like my peace and quiet.
11. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now?: Who isn't? I mean really.
12. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: Perhaps maybe?
14. Honestly, are you in denial?: Of what? I don't think I have anything to be in denial of.
15. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night?: Hard to get up in the middle of the night if you aren't asleep in the first place. ಠ3ಠ
16. Honestly, do you like anyone?: I'm sorree. I seem to be incapable of liking anybody.
17. Honestly, does anyone like you?: Yeah. Houseflies.

RAGE SECTION:
1. What do you do when you’re mad?: Yell, curse, break things. The usual.
2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: Not going to go there.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: APPARENTLY I did. I actually have no memory of this, but my sister said it happened. So anyway, when I used to take karate, there was this extremely bossy kid that was supposed to be teaching us drills but he was being REALLY picky and OCD about them and kept making us do them over and over again. Anyway, I supposedly got so fed up with him that I yelled in his face and made him cry. But like I said, I don't remember ever doing this.

CRYING SECTION:
1. When was the last time you actually cried?: Aye dee kay.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Maybe once or twice.
3. Do certain songs make you cry?: Depends.
4. What usually makes you cry?: Emotional things? That makes sense, right?

HAPPY SECTION:
1. Are you usually a happy person?: Eh.
2. What makes you the happiest?: .....Eh. Good comedy, drawing, music?
3. What song makes you always happy?: Upbeat dance songs. Fo' sho'.
4. Do you believe in yourself?: I'm uh... a pessimist...
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy?: I get skeptical. Like I said, I'm a pessimist.